Ducks consuming aliens has been well documented. In 1971, there was a strange case here in Huntsville. They keep UFOs and stuff out at the redstone arsenal and, after a particularly long rain, a hoard of ducks began gathering around the entrance of the base.
Classified documents reveal the conclusion to be that the alien scent released by the rain had traveled great distances. The ducks had to be put down because they were in a zombie-like state and would not leave the base.
Many of the military officers on duty that night at the base were also affected and as it turned out had themselves consumed some of the alien life forms. When asked about the incident, Maj. Thomas McElroy said, "Hmmm, tastes like chicken!"
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The Aliens are in the Ducks?
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Ducks consuming aliens has been well documented. In 1971, there was a strange case here in Huntsville. They keep UFOs and stuff out at the redstone arsenal and, after a particularly long rain, a hoard of ducks began gathering around the entrance of the base.
Classified documents reveal the conclusion to be that the alien scent released by the rain had traveled great distances. The ducks had to be put down because they were in a zombie-like state and would not leave the base.
Many of the military officers on duty that night at the base were also affected and as it turned out had themselves consumed some of the alien life forms. When asked about the incident, Maj. Thomas McElroy said, "Hmmm, tastes like chicken!"
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